I’m back from Scotland having seen Ricky Gervais and with loads of good intentions. One of them is the intention to publish the second chapter of “The kid that never finished what he started”, a post I had left, oh the irony, unfinished. So here it goes:
Spielberg and Lucas are working on it as we speak, but somebody had the idea a long time ago. 12 or 15 years ago, give or take, Indiana Jones began a new adventure, but he never managed to finish it. He didn’t because the kid that never finished what he started (hey, that’s the name of this section!) did just what you’d expect a kid of his kind to do, which is not finish what he had started. It seems back then I thought Henry was spelled Jenri. At that point in my life I was very proud of knowing that Indiana Jones’ real name was Henry, even though, as I realise now, I didn’t know how to spell it; so I called my comic-book sequel Jenri i l’estatua d’or, which is misspelled catalan for Henry and the Golden Statue.
Harrison Ford was my favourite actor when I was a kid. Probably it was not that important, but I have had the feeling for a long time that my interest in watching films and learning the names of their actors and directors kind of started the day I realised Han Solo and Indiana Jones were the same person. If I’m not mistaken that happened after watching The Empire Strikes Back at my grandpa’s. I was a complete fanboy, to the point sometimes at school kids picked on me by questioning my sexuality regading the “Fordgate”.
Youth traumas aside, the comic book’s prologue went like this:
“Indiana Jones will have a new adventure after the one he spent whith his father in “Indiana Jones and the Last Crusade”. Now, Indiana Jones is going after the world’s biggest piece of gold, the golden statue or the “TUTANKAMON” statue. The black dragon, who is egiptian, wants to be the king of the world and… he only can do that with the golden statue, the most powerful statue on earth. Indiana Jones has gone to the bank, the banker has read the newspaper and told Indiana about the robbery of the golden statue. Indiana Jones will have to find Nadia.
Afterwards he’ll have to look for the black dragon, first he will find one of his servants in a bar. Many of his servants are japanese”.
That last thing sure needed to be pointed out. The following pages of the comic book, some of them coloured, include, among other things, the following elements:
- Indiana’s thrilling pause to get breakfast.
- A medieval statue inside an egyptian pyramid.
- Outrageous spelling mistakes.
- Plenty of stealing from the movies. The giant rolling rock is now a giant rolling wheel, the crossing arrows trap and the closing stone door from Raiders show up, Indiana hangs from a tank’s cannon, there’s a chase secene with a sidecar involved, and a little asian kid.
- Indiana Jones punching a gorilla.
- A scene that actually belongs to the trailer of The Fugitive, a movie I had not seen back then, “ingtegrated” in the story.
If you can handle so much excitement, you can take a look at this forgotten jewel called Jenri and the golden statue right here. It’s in catalan, but you wouldn’t understand it if you were able to read the language anyway. It makes no sense. Just look at the pretty pictures.